BOO! To That Outfit!

There is this thing, nobody knows what it is or why its here. Some people think they have seen it, some have not. All we know about this "monster" is that it's rainbow coloured, very hairy, has beast like eyes that you wouldn’t dare to stare into, wearing purple boxers with star wars characters on them and comes out at night riding a wagon through the sky dropping children every night. Also we have heard that this thing likes cookies. Maybe if we give it cookies it will stop dropping children on us from then on. One day someone decided to experiment. One very chilly night Mr. Al Harrington decided to go investigate on this creature. That next day I decided to have a chat with Mr. Al Harrington to see just perhaps what had happened last night. He told me that once again he showed up on his wagon, dropped some more children and came down in the forest that is right outside our city, he came out of his wagon and started dancing around the forest saying “ I like to eat cookies during rush hour in the time to time suit curly headed eyeball scratcher”. He wondered why this creature kept saying such a thing and he just kept repeating those exact words throwing more children all over the place each time. Nobody knew what this creature wants after Mr. Al Harrington shared his story to the news, everyone wanted to see this. But ever since Mr. Al Harrington’s experiment with the beast he had never gone back to that forest but still dropped off children every night. Seeing since he likes cookies, the people of Matdrooperton decided they would just give him some cookies and maybe he would go away finally. So the next night a few people from Matdrooperton went outside with a bag of cookies and when the monster had come out they threw them up and the monster had caught them because he has mad ninja skills with the magic of disney. When the monster took the cookies he ate the whole bag, obviously someone needs to teach this guy some manners. The monster had thanked them by dropping children for them which they did not want but they thought that was a good sign. The monster did not return after that day and every one was happy that they would not have too have children dropped off in there city anymore.