"One eyed, no horned flying yellow people eater..." That was the strangest name Id ever heard! He was a monster that lived around Saskatoon.. He was a wierd guy, not only in apperences -although he was quite handsome; he was the strangest guy anyone would ever meet! He could read your mind and control you like a puppet!! He could mezmerize you, with his one green eye, and his sparkling black that falls over his forehead. If you walk alone at night-time be prepared to be snatched.. He flies out of no-where, and then he scoops you up into his arms and flies off into the night with you. I know, it sounds romantic. Until you remember he eats people and you're his victim, to him, you're nothing more than dinner...

The monster doesn't much like his name, he prefers to be called "Jo". We townsfolk prefer to call him, "One eyed no horned flying yellow people eater." When he isn't around. When he comes around we all snap into normality and call him "Sir Jo". Although he hates being called sir, we don't change, not out of fear. He desispes respect and would rather be feared, but what he fails to take into account, is that we do fear him. We are TERRIFIED of him, for our sake, and for the sake of our children. I've only seen him once, and at first I thought it was my brother dressing up to scare me. I mean my Nana and Papa, told me the stories. I thought they were crazy old bats! I mean, how likely is it that there is a person out there with one eye, yellow skin and can fly?? NOT FREAKING LIKELY! But if you ever see him, please for the sake of your children, your friends children. Call him Jo!