In the depths of the sea, in the driest parts of the world, and even in the coldest places on Earth, there lives one thing that will change the history of the world. It is called the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death. The Fiery Pink Ninja of Death looks sort of like a penguin but smaller, fatter and way cuter. It is, in fact, so cute that anyone with a heart would want it as a pet, but, you better be careful because it is as fierce as a ninja dragon. You may ask why does it have such a long name, or why is it called the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death? It is long because Fiery Pink Ninja of Death sounds really cool and it is called Fiery Pink Ninja of Death because it breathes fire, is pink, fights like a ninja, and will kill anything in its path to get the one thing it loves – Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting is the only thing it loves and the only weakness the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death has.
No one really knows why the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death is so cute, were it came from, or what its purpose is. All we know is extremely cute and loves chocolate cake. But if you do find out more about the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death don’t be afraid to tell the world more about the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death.
The Fiery Pink Ninja of Death was first spotted at the bakery looking so cute that the owner of the bakery fed the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death its’ first piece of chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Ever since that fateful day the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death started to kill for the chocolate cake with chocolate frosting. Not many people have seen, heard of, or even believe in the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death. That's because nobody have ever gotten a picture or a video of the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death, but, the few people who have seen the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death each have a different account of the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death except for one thing- what it looks like. So remember next time you make a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting you might meet or see the Fiery Pink Ninja of Death.
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